Just think of the fun you will have...
...defending the borders of Texas from the Vietnamese.
...refusing to take those stupid military drug tests.
...making those daring keg runs.
...hopping across the
border and hanging out in Mexican brothels with your buds.
...snorting half the GNP of Colombia.
...receiving special shipments from daddy's friend, Manuel Noriega.
NOW with magnetic
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Pull the string and hear him say...
"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended."
"We have no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with the September 11 attacks."
"I,.. er,... uhh, duh, uhh,... uhhh?"
"I aint cleanin' my puke from that plane. Get some private with a poor daddy to do it."
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Proceeds, may in part, be used to pay off Diebold, ESS and EVS for completely unverifiable and unauditable elections as well as the Supreme Court which will block any counting of the votes altogether.
Not One... not Two... but THREE new "Gee, I George" action figures
"Gee, Ima biznus man, George"
With anthropobiznusman George you get to have fun losing other peoples money, start an oil company funded by the Bin Laden family and then acquire and sell a baseball team with shady deals unsanctioned by the MLB, leaving the Texas Rangers with huge debts.
"Gee, Ima gov'na, George"
With anthropogovna George you get to mismanage a state budget, help create a whole bunch of monopolies and then make the taxpayers pay back the people who lost money from "Gee, Ima biznusman George" including the outstanding debt of the Texas Rangers.
"Gee, Ima president, George"
Undermining National Security since 2001!
Hurricane hits the Gulf? Worst natural disaster in U.S. History. Whata'ya do?
Take two more days of vacation
For six years the % of people living at the poverty level in the U.S. goes up!
All your criminal friends and cohorts get high-level government jobs.
Spending more time on a military base for photo ops than spent as an active reservist.
With "Gee, Ima
president George" you hire Diebold to rig the election in Ohio while your
brother rigs Florida again. You get to mismanage a whole
country's budget, create more monopolies, lie to an entire world, start
more wars (you know,... WMDs),
destroy the economy and send a lot of people to their death. Plus you
get to fail at foreign policy and fail
to catch the likes of Osama Bin Laden by making the countries that
harbor him, our faux allies.
Oil Bigwig dolls, toxic wastes, environmental damages and cabinet of liars sold separately (even though you are already paying for them).
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due to be
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The Benedict Arnold Karl Rove Traitor Puppetmaster Kit.
The Rush Limbaugh Approved - My
Kids Love Narcotics Kit
Talking Dashboard Jesus
The Clean Water Act
The Karl Rove SmearMaster Kit
Abu Ghraib Greeting Cards
Welcome to Freedom Package
The "VP 'Go-F-Yourself' Dick" Doll